{A Vile Den of Infamy : Sidestepping the Notorious Masterson's Watering Hole in This Unkempt Area at Every Possible Cost
Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for sick individuals like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s hang out.
This so-called "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His social media profiles cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Living with his mother is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in condoning his actions while doling out drinks and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually filthy, with garbage and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not uncommon to see vermin scurrying across the bar or a great read underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring backed-up plumbing and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The another post absence of cleanliness is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you value your safety, steer clear this hellhole.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you value your safety, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
You’ve been warned!